the_hoard

Title: Part of Your World
The prompt used: Road Trip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash
Word Count: ~1700
Author’s Notes: Originally written for penknife as part of the satedan_grabass John/Ronan Thing-a-thon. Huge thanks to my Beta, jendavis.



( Part of Your World )

Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: Hottie with a Naughty Body
Rating: PG-13
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count ~300
Warning(s): Incest, Slash
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teeny ficlet launched from a scene in Deadliest Catch season 3, episode 7, “New Beginnings” where Captain Phil, in an attempt to turn his fishing luck around, shaves off his beard. After shaving, he goes to the galley to show the crew and Jake can’t help but comment. The quote is real. Just one of the many reasons why I love the Harris family.

Many thanks to my wonderful beta, the_minx_17.
Summary/Excerpt: Phil worries Jake might not be careful enough.



( Hottie with a Naughty Body )

Title: Boodwaggles
Rating: Hard R
Featured Character or Pairing(s): Fred/George, Percy
Summary: George and Percy are plagued by Boodwaggles
Warnings: Incest, Slash, Underaged sex, Canon compliant through Deathly Hallows (except for the slash, of course), Post-War
Word Count: 2,634
Disclaimer: This is not an attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for enjoyment and no monetary gain is made from it..
Author's notes: Originally written for weasley_fest as a gift for araindog. I must heap oodles of thanks upon my betas. They are awesome individuals and writers and each gave me excellent feedback that I ate up and applied. eeyore9990 & svartalfur, you rock my world. Any mistakes herein are solely mine own. Pass the tissues.


( Boodwaggles )

Title: Get Along Little Dogie
Recipient: florahart
Artist: f13tch3r
Medium: Pencils on manila drawing paper
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Charlie and Dragon
Rating: Hard R or NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: NSFW due to full frontal nudity.
Summary: Snape/Charlie with a dragon and a cowboy hat.
Artist's Notes: florahart, I hope you enjoy this 'art.' I wish I could have done more for you but, alas, my imagination far exceeds my skill. :) Heh, I tried to give a bit of smut and heck, I even added the feather from another of your prompts! :D Enjoy! Special thanks to twindowlicker for the scan. Originally created for the hp_april_fools fest.







( Get )

Title: Release
Author: f13tch3r
Requestor: iam_morningstar
Fandom: Doctor Who/Harry Potter Crossover
Pairing: Snape/Ten
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1,169
Warnings: Language, angsty, bottom!Snape, a bit PWP
Summary: The Doctor and Snape find a little relief together.
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, not now or ever. I make no profit from this other than the joy of making these guys shag each other.
A/N: Thanks to my lovely beta, zebraspots05, brilliant as always, m'dear. Originally written for slashfest Round V.5
This is my first ever crossover fic and the first time I've ever written The Doctor. Concrit welcome.


( Release )

Title: Mother's Love
Author: f13tch3r
Fandom/Pairing: Star Trek: TNG – Wesley Crusher/Beverly Crusher
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 297
Summary: PWP of a mother and son.
Disclaimer: Not mine in any way, shape or form and I'm not making a dime!
Highlight for Warnings: * Incest, Het *
A/N: iko & zebraspots05, Thank you!!!
Written for bbtp_challenge. How could I resist?! My first fic in this particular fandom. Eeek! thank you, my minx. you saved me. Not everyone's cuppa, I know. Honestly, if you'd told me I'd write this pairing in this fandom I'd've kicked you in the nuts. But here it is. Try it. It's lovely. You'll love it. Or it'll make you sick. Either way, good times. :-)


( Mother's Love )

Title: She Flew Higher
Rating: PG
Strange Brew Prompt: I am a bird girl now
I've got my heart
Here in my hands now
I've been searching
For my wings some time
I'm gonna be born
Into soon the sky
'Cause I'm a bird girl
And the bird girls go to heaven
I'm a bird girl
And the bird girls can fly
Bird girls can fly

-- Bird Gerhl, Antony and the Johnson
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I have not made, nor will make, any attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for the enjoyment of the fans and no monetary gain is made from it.
Author's Notes: Originally written for the snuna Strange Brew fest. Many thanks for the great prompt. Kisses and gratitude to my betas zebraspots05 and forty_licks.

( She Flew Higher )

Written for the One Big Happy Weasley Family Weasleycest Ficathon

Recipient: istalksnape
Title: Share and Share Alike
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron/Fred/George
Warnings: incest, slash, foursome, rimming, anal beads
Summary: Harry and Ron learn about sex and the depths of brotherly love.
Author's Note: Enormous thanks go to my Beta, zebraspots05, who worked lickety split to get this finished. As well as my Britpicker, misstemperance. These two angels worked fast because I was so slow. They have my undying gratitude.

( Share and Share Alike )

Title: Volition
Rating: R
Author’s Notes: Believe it or not, this is the very first bit of fan fic I ever wrote. I have never been able to bring myself to post it until now. So here it is. This takes place during Harry's 5th year. This is a bit darker than you're used to from me. Great big thanks to my betas bar_bar_ella & vibishan and to my britpicker misstemperance. They are infallible. Any and all mistakes are mine.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.


( Weep with me, won’t you? )

Comments and Critiques are welcome and greatly appreciated. Flames must be funny and/or clever, or they will be deleted immediately.

My first ever of this pairing and the page break is there because I wrote them separately. But they could easily flow one to the other.

( Drabblage )