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Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: Hottie with a Naughty Body
Rating: PG-13
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count ~300
Warning(s): Incest, Slash
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teeny ficlet launched from a scene in Deadliest Catch season 3, episode 7, “New Beginnings” where Captain Phil, in an attempt to turn his fishing luck around, shaves off his beard. After shaving, he goes to the galley to show the crew and Jake can’t help but comment. The quote is real. Just one of the many reasons why I love the Harris family.

Many thanks to my wonderful beta, the_minx_17.
Summary/Excerpt: Phil worries Jake might not be careful enough.



( Hottie with a Naughty Body )

Title: Boodwaggles
Rating: Hard R
Featured Character or Pairing(s): Fred/George, Percy
Summary: George and Percy are plagued by Boodwaggles
Warnings: Incest, Slash, Underaged sex, Canon compliant through Deathly Hallows (except for the slash, of course), Post-War
Word Count: 2,634
Disclaimer: This is not an attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for enjoyment and no monetary gain is made from it..
Author's notes: Originally written for weasley_fest as a gift for araindog. I must heap oodles of thanks upon my betas. They are awesome individuals and writers and each gave me excellent feedback that I ate up and applied. eeyore9990 & svartalfur, you rock my world. Any mistakes herein are solely mine own. Pass the tissues.


( Boodwaggles )

Title: A Fateful Chain of Events
Author: f13tch3r
Pairing(s): George/Fred/Snape/Harry, Hermione/McGonagall, Mad-Eye/Ron, Bill/Ginny, Dumbledore/Shacklebolt, mentions Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU-ish, I changed a few things from OotP in favor of smut. Can you blame me? * Chan (14,15,16 years of age),Incest, Rimming, Het, Slash*
Summary: Fred and George Weasley learn a lot about themselves and the other members of the Order of the Phoenix.
Prompt: #35 Christmas at Grimmauld Place 5th year, the Twins try out a lust potion in the pumpkin juice - the Order Members are there
Author Note: Forgive me for perpetuating a stereotype but I really couldn't get the image out of my brain! Great big, huge, gaping, gobs of thanks go to my betas, lilyseyes & zebraspots05 They significantly improved the quality of this story. I hope you all enjoy it. Originally written for the santas_lap chan fest.

(  A Fateful Chain of Events  )

Title: Wink and a Smile
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Slash, Twincest
Disclaimer: Were I J.K. Rowling, my stories would be so much better!
A/N: I kind of turned this prompt on it's ear. Sowee! Enormous thanks to my ever-intrepid beta zebraspots05.
Summary/Prompt: Fred and George are trying to set up Harry and Snape. While doing so they discover that their once brotherly love for each other runs much deeper. How do they react to such a discovery? Originally written for the TwinStuff fest at twinspiration.


( Clicky for Snarry/Tweasley )

Written for the One Big Happy Weasley Family Weasleycest Ficathon

Recipient: istalksnape
Title: Share and Share Alike
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron/Fred/George
Warnings: incest, slash, foursome, rimming, anal beads
Summary: Harry and Ron learn about sex and the depths of brotherly love.
Author's Note: Enormous thanks go to my Beta, zebraspots05, who worked lickety split to get this finished. As well as my Britpicker, misstemperance. These two angels worked fast because I was so slow. They have my undying gratitude.

( Share and Share Alike )