Drabble: Mine's Bigger; FW/GW; PG

[the_hoard]

My first ever of this pairing and the page break is there because I wrote them separately. But they could easily flow one to the other.


Oh shit. Oh... Shit!

What? What is it?

I don’t believe it!

What?

It can’t be.

What are you on about?!

Our pricks.

What about them?

They’re not the same.

Go on!

I’m serious. They’re not.

What?

Mine’s bigger. Look!

Can’t be. If anything, mine’s bigger, I’m older.

See!

Fuck.


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What’d you mean, ‘mine’s bigger, I’m older'? What’s that got to do with it?

Nothing. Just that, I’m older. That’s all.

Yeah, well, I’m younger. So?

So…?

Right! So?

So, nothing.

Nothing?

Yeah, nothing. Hey, what’re you complaining about? You’re the one who’s bigger.

This bothers you, doesn’t it?

Don’t be silly.

It does!

Shut up.

It doesn’t make any difference. You still make me hot.

*Pout*

It’s true! I’ll show you.

Ohhh…

Mrph…thee…!

Mm, hm. Harder.

Hmurrdrr..?

Yeah.

Mmky.

Gods, yeah.

Mmmmm…..

Ahhh.

MMMMMM…..

GAAAHHHH…UUUHHHH..FUUUUCK!!!!!

See?

Yeah. Shut up and hold me.