the_hoard

Title: Boodwaggles
Rating: Hard R
Featured Character or Pairing(s): Fred/George, Percy
Summary: George and Percy are plagued by Boodwaggles
Warnings: Incest, Slash, Underaged sex, Canon compliant through Deathly Hallows (except for the slash, of course), Post-War
Word Count: 2,634
Disclaimer: This is not an attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for enjoyment and no monetary gain is made from it..
Author's notes: Originally written for weasley_fest as a gift for araindog. I must heap oodles of thanks upon my betas. They are awesome individuals and writers and each gave me excellent feedback that I ate up and applied. eeyore9990 & svartalfur, you rock my world. Any mistakes herein are solely mine own. Pass the tissues.


( Boodwaggles )

Title: A Fateful Chain of Events
Author: f13tch3r
Pairing(s): George/Fred/Snape/Harry, Hermione/McGonagall, Mad-Eye/Ron, Bill/Ginny, Dumbledore/Shacklebolt, mentions Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU-ish, I changed a few things from OotP in favor of smut. Can you blame me? * Chan (14,15,16 years of age),Incest, Rimming, Het, Slash*
Summary: Fred and George Weasley learn a lot about themselves and the other members of the Order of the Phoenix.
Prompt: #35 Christmas at Grimmauld Place 5th year, the Twins try out a lust potion in the pumpkin juice - the Order Members are there
Author Note: Forgive me for perpetuating a stereotype but I really couldn't get the image out of my brain! Great big, huge, gaping, gobs of thanks go to my betas, lilyseyes & zebraspots05 They significantly improved the quality of this story. I hope you all enjoy it. Originally written for the santas_lap chan fest.

(  A Fateful Chain of Events  )

Author: f13tch3r
Recipient: titti
Title: Family Affaire
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Bill/Charlie
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Family dinners can be a grind.
Warnings: Weasleycest, Slash, Rimming
Author’s Notes: I tried for a little darkness but failed miserably. I hope I hit enough of your kinks for you to enjoy the fic. I had a great time exploring Bill/Charlie. Huge thanks go to my Betas and Britpicker, bar_bar_ella & misstemperance & zebraspots05! Originally written for the hp_springsmut fest. :D


( Family Affaire )

Title: Of Jesters And Concupiscence
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): FW/GW/SS
Warnings: Fred and George are not yet of age. Masturbation. Incest.
Summary: Prompt #43 - Severus Snape has no time for jokers in his classroom. Fred and George can appreciate that, and decide to gift him with their time and attention outside of class.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just having a little fun with ‘em.
Author's Note: Written for xylodemon’s Fred and George Ficathon. Enormous thanks go to my beta bar_bar_ella. Any mistakes are mine. For petquality.

( I have no time for jokers in my classroom! )