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Title: Battle Born
Author: f13tch3r
Recipient: entrenous88
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape/OMC, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings (if any): A little bit of blood. Not canon compliant.
Wordcount: 2459
Summary: Snape is pressed again into a difficult position
Author's Notes: Wow, okay, so this might barely fit my original prompt. I expected more darkness but this went another way entirely. I hope you enjoy it nonetheless. And I'm so very sorry that it isn't smuttier. ;-) Please enjoy! Thank you to kennahijja for keeping on me with the reminders and the prodding to get this done. Also, thank you, kennahijja for the beta and for being an amazing fest mod!
Originally written for the ownficfest.




( Battle Born )

Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Chronic Compulsion
Rating: PG/PG-13 ?
Pairing Fred/George Weasley
Word Count 167
Warning(s): Twincest
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No money here. None.
A/N: A teensy weensy ficlet for you. Written for the twinspiration 2nd Annual Fic & Art Fest.
Summary/Excerpt: Not again.


( Chronic Compulsion )

Title: A Fateful Chain of Events
Author: f13tch3r
Pairing(s): George/Fred/Snape/Harry, Hermione/McGonagall, Mad-Eye/Ron, Bill/Ginny, Dumbledore/Shacklebolt, mentions Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU-ish, I changed a few things from OotP in favor of smut. Can you blame me? * Chan (14,15,16 years of age),Incest, Rimming, Het, Slash*
Summary: Fred and George Weasley learn a lot about themselves and the other members of the Order of the Phoenix.
Prompt: #35 Christmas at Grimmauld Place 5th year, the Twins try out a lust potion in the pumpkin juice - the Order Members are there
Author Note: Forgive me for perpetuating a stereotype but I really couldn't get the image out of my brain! Great big, huge, gaping, gobs of thanks go to my betas, lilyseyes & zebraspots05 They significantly improved the quality of this story. I hope you all enjoy it. Originally written for the santas_lap chan fest.

(  A Fateful Chain of Events  )

Recipient: the_con_cept
Title: Pink Perfection
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: PG
Word Count: 145
Warnings: Clichéd writing, implied chan, cross-dressing
Author's Note: Written for Abstract Concept's birthday. I know I never do birthday fics but for whatever reason, this time, I just had to. Sorry, hon, it's unbeta'd but I promise I spelled everything right. My first ever attempt at this pairing. Enjoy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

( Pink Perfection )

Title: She Flew Higher
Rating: PG
Strange Brew Prompt: I am a bird girl now
I've got my heart
Here in my hands now
I've been searching
For my wings some time
I'm gonna be born
Into soon the sky
'Cause I'm a bird girl
And the bird girls go to heaven
I'm a bird girl
And the bird girls can fly
Bird girls can fly

-- Bird Gerhl, Antony and the Johnson
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I have not made, nor will make, any attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for the enjoyment of the fans and no monetary gain is made from it.
Author's Notes: Originally written for the snuna Strange Brew fest. Many thanks for the great prompt. Kisses and gratitude to my betas zebraspots05 and forty_licks.

( She Flew Higher )

Written for the One Big Happy Weasley Family Weasleycest Ficathon

Recipient: istalksnape
Title: Share and Share Alike
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron/Fred/George
Warnings: incest, slash, foursome, rimming, anal beads
Summary: Harry and Ron learn about sex and the depths of brotherly love.
Author's Note: Enormous thanks go to my Beta, zebraspots05, who worked lickety split to get this finished. As well as my Britpicker, misstemperance. These two angels worked fast because I was so slow. They have my undying gratitude.

( Share and Share Alike )

Title: Volition
Rating: R
Author’s Notes: Believe it or not, this is the very first bit of fan fic I ever wrote. I have never been able to bring myself to post it until now. So here it is. This takes place during Harry's 5th year. This is a bit darker than you're used to from me. Great big thanks to my betas bar_bar_ella & vibishan and to my britpicker misstemperance. They are infallible. Any and all mistakes are mine.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.


( Weep with me, won’t you? )

Comments and Critiques are welcome and greatly appreciated. Flames must be funny and/or clever, or they will be deleted immediately.

My first ever of this pairing and the page break is there because I wrote them separately. But they could easily flow one to the other.

( Drabblage )

Folks, mneomosyne painted a fabulous Valentine's Day Snarry. This fic was written to accompany it. Have a great Valentine's Day!
Title:HARRY POTTER and the Goblet of Courage
Fic rating: PG-13/R?
Art rating: NC-17
Warning: Channish. Certainly, the art is channish, though mneomosyne promises me Harry is sixteen.
Disclaimer: NOT MINE!!! I make no money whatsoever off my silly little stories about other people's creations.
A/N: Thanks to my fabulous betas arielhime, vibishan and my lovely Brit picker misstemperance

( HARRY POTTER and the Goblet of Courage )


( Snarry Art )
(click on image to enlarge it)

I wrote a birthday fic for Severus. Written for the snape_potter January prompt. Without further ado:

Title: Conversation with the Headmaster
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: G-PG
Pairing: SS/HP
Warnings: Pre-slash; Excessive drinking; mostly nude house elf; unbeta'd; Post-HBP (spoilers)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.
Summary: Snape has an unexpected visitor

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