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FIC: Part of Your World; PG-13; SGA; John/Ronon

2011-08-05T00:21:34Z

Title: Part of Your World
The prompt used: Road Trip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash
Word Count: ~1700
Author’s Notes: Originally written for penknife as part of the satedan_grabass John/Ronan Thing-a-thon. Huge thanks to my Beta, jendavis.

( Part of Your World )

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RPS Ficlet: Deadliest Catch; Hottie with a Naughty Body; Phil/Jake; Rated PG-13

2011-08-05T00:13:26Z

Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: Hottie with a Naughty Body
Rating: PG-13
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count ~300
Warning(s): Incest, Slash
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teeny ficlet launched from a scene in Deadliest Catch season 3, episode 7, “New Beginnings” where Captain Phil, in an attempt to turn his fishing luck around, shaves off his beard. After shaving, he goes to the galley to show the crew and Jake can’t help but comment. The quote is real. Just one of the many reasons why I love the Harris family.

Many thanks to my wonderful beta, the_minx_17.
Summary/Excerpt: Phil worries Jake might not be careful enough.

( Hottie with a Naughty Body )

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RPS FICLET: Deadliest Catch; A Father's Pride; Phil/Jake; Rated R

2011-08-05T00:08:33Z

Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: A Father’s Pride
Rating: R
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count 144
Warning(s): Incest, Slash, unbeta'd
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teensy weensy ficleteeny.
Summary/Excerpt: See title.

( A Father's Pride )

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FIC: Boodwaggles; Hard R; Fred/George, Percy

2011-08-03T22:06:57Z

Title: Boodwaggles
Rating: Hard R
Featured Character or Pairing(s): Fred/George, Percy
Summary: George and Percy are plagued by Boodwaggles
Warnings: Incest, Slash, Underaged sex, Canon compliant through Deathly Hallows (except for the slash, of course), Post-War
Word Count: 2,634
Disclaimer: This is not an attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for enjoyment and no monetary gain is made from it..
Author's notes: Originally written for weasley_fest as a gift for araindog. I must heap oodles of thanks upon my betas. They are awesome individuals and writers and each gave me excellent feedback that I ate up and applied. eeyore9990 & svartalfur, you rock my world. Any mistakes herein are solely mine own. Pass the tissues.

( Boodwaggles )

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FIC: Chronic Compulsion; PG; Tweasleycest

2011-08-03T22:02:41Z

Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Chronic Compulsion
Rating: PG/PG-13 ?
Pairing Fred/George Weasley
Word Count 167
Warning(s): Twincest
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No money here. None.
A/N: A teensy weensy ficlet for you. Written for the twinspiration 2nd Annual Fic & Art Fest.
Summary/Excerpt: Not again.

( Chronic Compulsion )

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FIC: A Fateful Chain of Events; NC-17; George/Fred/Snape/Harry

2011-08-03T21:42:47Z

Title: A Fateful Chain of Events
Author: f13tch3r
Pairing(s): George/Fred/Snape/Harry, Hermione/McGonagall, Mad-Eye/Ron, Bill/Ginny, Dumbledore/Shacklebolt, mentions Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU-ish, I changed a few things from OotP in favor of smut. Can you blame me? * Chan (14,15,16 years of age),Incest, Rimming, Het, Slash*
Summary: Fred and George Weasley learn a lot about themselves and the other members of the Order of the Phoenix.
Prompt: #35 Christmas at Grimmauld Place 5th year, the Twins try out a lust potion in the pumpkin juice - the Order Members are there
Author Note: Forgive me for perpetuating a stereotype but I really couldn't get the image out of my brain! Great big, huge, gaping, gobs of thanks go to my betas, lilyseyes & zebraspots05 They significantly improved the quality of this story. I hope you all enjoy it. Originally written for the santas_lap chan fest.

( A Fateful Chain of Events )

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FIC: Wink and a Smile; NC-17; Snarry/Tweasley

2011-08-03T21:38:11Z

Title: Wink and a Smile
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Slash, Twincest
Disclaimer: Were I J.K. Rowling, my stories would be so much better!
A/N: I kind of turned this prompt on it's ear. Sowee! Enormous thanks to my ever-intrepid beta zebraspots05.
Summary/Prompt: Fred and George are trying to set up Harry and Snape. While doing so they discover that their once brotherly love for each other runs much deeper. How do they react to such a discovery? Originally written for the TwinStuff fest at twinspiration.

( Clicky for Snarry/Tweasley )

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FIC: Share and Share Alike; HP/RW/FW/GW; NC-17

2009-11-23T09:22:52Z

Written for the One Big Happy Weasley Family Weasleycest Ficathon

Recipient: istalksnape
Title: Share and Share Alike
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron/Fred/George
Warnings: incest, slash, foursome, rimming, anal beads
Summary: Harry and Ron learn about sex and the depths of brotherly love.
Author's Note: Enormous thanks go to my Beta, zebraspots05, who worked lickety split to get this finished. As well as my Britpicker, misstemperance. These two angels worked fast because I was so slow. They have my undying gratitude.

( Share and Share Alike )

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FIC: Volition Part 1; SS/HP; R

2009-11-14T07:58:15Z

Title: Volition
Rating: R
Author’s Notes: Believe it or not, this is the very first bit of fan fic I ever wrote. I have never been able to bring myself to post it until now. So here it is. This takes place during Harry's 5th year. This is a bit darker than you're used to from me. Great big thanks to my betas bar_bar_ella & vibishan and to my britpicker misstemperance. They are infallible. Any and all mistakes are mine.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.

( Weep with me, won’t you? )

Comments and Critiques are welcome and greatly appreciated. Flames must be funny and/or clever, or they will be deleted immediately.

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Drabble: The Angry Mallet; SS/HP; PG

2009-11-14T06:54:28Z

Wrote this while in Baltimore.

( The Angry Mallet )

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Drabble: Mine's Bigger; FW/GW; PG

2009-11-13T11:29:58Z

My first ever of this pairing and the page break is there because I wrote them separately. But they could easily flow one to the other.

( Drabblage )

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Ficlet: She Reads Minds; SS/LL; PG-13

2009-11-13T11:14:51Z

Title: She Reads Minds
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.
Summary: First kiss

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Drabble: Kaylee's Serenity; Kaylee/Serenity; PG

2009-11-11T09:48:09Z

Title: Kaylee's Serenity
Pairing: Kaylee/Serenity
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be. Just for fun.

Serenity. Her hum is the sweetest music. There is neither greater aphrodisiac, nor anything more soothing than the thrum and heat from her. She is special. Kaylee had been seduced with little effort. She merely was and Kaylee was powerless to resist. In turn, she wanted none other. Kaylee’s hands on her always bring comfort and relief. Kaylee is like no one she had ever known. Kaylee, gracefully, works; she knows every inch of her, gliding blissfully, trailing her fingers along the trace compression block. Kaylee hears her purr and beams a smile for the ages. Steadfast is Kaylee’s Serenity.

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FIC: Headboy & the Slytherin Head of House; NC-17; Severus Snape/Bill Weasley

2009-11-11T09:41:44Z

Title: Headboy & the Slytherin Head of House
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: SS/BW
Warnings: Slash (that means hot man on man action); mild spanking; PWP
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.
Summary: The Head Boy wants some extra attention.
A/N: ~~Someone please come up with a name for this thing.~~ I suck at names. Thanks and smooches to my minx beta arielhime

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