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Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: Hottie with a Naughty Body
Rating: PG-13
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count ~300
Warning(s): Incest, Slash
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teeny ficlet launched from a scene in Deadliest Catch season 3, episode 7, “New Beginnings” where Captain Phil, in an attempt to turn his fishing luck around, shaves off his beard. After shaving, he goes to the galley to show the crew and Jake can’t help but comment. The quote is real. Just one of the many reasons why I love the Harris family.

Many thanks to my wonderful beta, [personal profile] the_minx_17.
Summary/Excerpt: Phil worries Jake might not be careful enough.



Hottie with a Naughty Body )
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Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: A Father’s Pride
Rating: R
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count 144
Warning(s): Incest, Slash, unbeta'd
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teensy weensy ficleteeny.
Summary/Excerpt: See title.


A Father's Pride )
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Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Chronic Compulsion
Rating: PG/PG-13 ?
Pairing Fred/George Weasley
Word Count 167
Warning(s): Twincest
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No money here. None.
A/N: A teensy weensy ficlet for you. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] twinspiration 2nd Annual Fic & Art Fest.
Summary/Excerpt: Not again.


Chronic Compulsion )
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Recipient: [profile] the_con_cept
Title: Pink Perfection
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Rating: PG
Word Count: 145
Warnings: Clichéd writing, implied chan, cross-dressing
Author's Note: Written for Abstract Concept's birthday. I know I never do birthday fics but for whatever reason, this time, I just had to. Sorry, hon, it's unbeta'd but I promise I spelled everything right. My first ever attempt at this pairing. Enjoy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Pink Perfection )
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Title: Mother's Love
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Fandom/Pairing: Star Trek: TNG – Wesley Crusher/Beverly Crusher
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 297
Summary: PWP of a mother and son.
Disclaimer: Not mine in any way, shape or form and I'm not making a dime!
Highlight for Warnings: * Incest, Het *
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] iko & [livejournal.com profile] zebraspots05, Thank you!!!
Written for [insanejournal.com profile] bbtp_challenge. How could I resist?! My first fic in this particular fandom. Eeek! thank you, my minx. you saved me. Not everyone's cuppa, I know. Honestly, if you'd told me I'd write this pairing in this fandom I'd've kicked you in the nuts. But here it is. Try it. It's lovely. You'll love it. Or it'll make you sick. Either way, good times. :-)


Mother's Love )
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Title: She Flew Higher
Rating: PG
Strange Brew Prompt: I am a bird girl now
I've got my heart
Here in my hands now
I've been searching
For my wings some time
I'm gonna be born
Into soon the sky
'Cause I'm a bird girl
And the bird girls go to heaven
I'm a bird girl
And the bird girls can fly
Bird girls can fly

-- Bird Gerhl, Antony and the Johnson

Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I have not made, nor will make, any attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for the enjoyment of the fans and no monetary gain is made from it.
Author's Notes: Originally written for the [community profile] snuna Strange Brew fest. Many thanks for the great prompt. Kisses and gratitude to my betas [livejournal.com profile] zebraspots05 and [livejournal.com profile] forty_licks.

She Flew Higher )
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Title: Of Jesters And Concupiscence
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): FW/GW/SS
Warnings: Fred and George are not yet of age. Masturbation. Incest.
Summary: Prompt #43 - Severus Snape has no time for jokers in his classroom. Fred and George can appreciate that, and decide to gift him with their time and attention outside of class.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just having a little fun with ‘em.
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] xylodemon’s Fred and George Ficathon. Enormous thanks go to my beta [livejournal.com profile] bar_bar_ella. Any mistakes are mine. For [livejournal.com profile] petquality.

I have no time for jokers in my classroom! )
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Title: She Reads Minds
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.
Summary: First kiss


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Folks, [livejournal.com profile] mneomosyne painted a fabulous Valentine's Day Snarry. This fic was written to accompany it. Have a great Valentine's Day!
Title:HARRY POTTER and the Goblet of Courage
Fic rating: PG-13/R?
Art rating: NC-17
Warning: Channish. Certainly, the art is channish, though [livejournal.com profile] mneomosyne promises me Harry is sixteen.
Disclaimer: NOT MINE!!! I make no money whatsoever off my silly little stories about other people's creations.
A/N: Thanks to my fabulous betas [livejournal.com profile] arielhime, [livejournal.com profile] vibishan and my lovely Brit picker [livejournal.com profile] misstemperance

HARRY POTTER and the Goblet of Courage )


Snarry Art )
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I wrote a birthday fic for Severus. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] snape_potter January prompt. Without further ado:

Title: Conversation with the Headmaster
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Rating: G-PG
Pairing: SS/HP
Warnings: Pre-slash; Excessive drinking; mostly nude house elf; unbeta'd; Post-HBP (spoilers)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.
Summary: Snape has an unexpected visitor

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Thanks for reading. Please correct my French if needed. [livejournal.com profile] uniquewonders has brilliantly supplied fixes to my pidgin French.
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Still my very first fan fic. I wrote this for [livejournal.com profile] anise_anise who was there with some kind words at a very difficult time. She was very kind to beta the story. I left the untouched story in a previous post, if anyone is interested in comparing. Anyhow, on to teh Snarry!

Warnings: This is Snarry. That means it's slash. If you don't know what that is, go away. Seriously, it is not for kids. NC-17. Rimming. AU - Dumbledore lives. And Beware the Schmoopy ending!

Oh yeah, everyone does a disclaimer thingy so...Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.


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