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2011-05-04 08:50 pm

FIC: Part of Your World; PG-13; SGA; John/Ronon

Title: Part of Your World
The prompt used: Road Trip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash
Word Count: ~1700
Author’s Notes: Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] penknife as part of the [livejournal.com profile] satedan_grabass John/Ronan Thing-a-thon. Huge thanks to my Beta, [livejournal.com profile] jendavis.



Part of Your World )
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2009-10-25 09:20 pm

FIC: Battle Born; PG-13; Severus Snape/OMC, Severus Snape/Harry Potter

Title: Battle Born
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] entrenous88
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape/OMC, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings (if any): A little bit of blood. Not canon compliant.
Wordcount: 2459
Summary: Snape is pressed again into a difficult position
Author's Notes: Wow, okay, so this might barely fit my original prompt. I expected more darkness but this went another way entirely. I hope you enjoy it nonetheless. And I'm so very sorry that it isn't smuttier. ;-) Please enjoy! Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] kennahijja for keeping on me with the reminders and the prodding to get this done. Also, thank you, [livejournal.com profile] kennahijja for the beta and for being an amazing fest mod!
Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] ownficfest.




Battle Born )
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2009-06-01 12:45 am

RPS Ficlet: Deadliest Catch; Hottie with a Naughty Body; Phil/Jake; Rated PG-13

Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: Hottie with a Naughty Body
Rating: PG-13
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count ~300
Warning(s): Incest, Slash
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teeny ficlet launched from a scene in Deadliest Catch season 3, episode 7, “New Beginnings” where Captain Phil, in an attempt to turn his fishing luck around, shaves off his beard. After shaving, he goes to the galley to show the crew and Jake can’t help but comment. The quote is real. Just one of the many reasons why I love the Harris family.

Many thanks to my wonderful beta, [personal profile] the_minx_17.
Summary/Excerpt: Phil worries Jake might not be careful enough.



Hottie with a Naughty Body )
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2009-05-29 01:39 am

RPS FICLET: Deadliest Catch; A Father's Pride; Phil/Jake; Rated R

Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: A Father’s Pride
Rating: R
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count 144
Warning(s): Incest, Slash, unbeta'd
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teensy weensy ficleteeny.
Summary/Excerpt: See title.


A Father's Pride )
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2008-08-10 01:40 pm

FIC: Boodwaggles; Hard R; Fred/George, Percy

Title: Boodwaggles
Rating: Hard R
Featured Character or Pairing(s): Fred/George, Percy
Summary: George and Percy are plagued by Boodwaggles
Warnings: Incest, Slash, Underaged sex, Canon compliant through Deathly Hallows (except for the slash, of course), Post-War
Word Count: 2,634
Disclaimer: This is not an attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for enjoyment and no monetary gain is made from it..
Author's notes: Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] weasley_fest as a gift for [livejournal.com profile] araindog. I must heap oodles of thanks upon my betas. They are awesome individuals and writers and each gave me excellent feedback that I ate up and applied. [personal profile] eeyore9990 & [livejournal.com profile] svartalfur, you rock my world. Any mistakes herein are solely mine own. Pass the tissues.


Boodwaggles )
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2008-06-12 01:31 am

FIC: Chronic Compulsion; PG; Tweasleycest

Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Chronic Compulsion
Rating: PG/PG-13 ?
Pairing Fred/George Weasley
Word Count 167
Warning(s): Twincest
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No money here. None.
A/N: A teensy weensy ficlet for you. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] twinspiration 2nd Annual Fic & Art Fest.
Summary/Excerpt: Not again.


Chronic Compulsion )
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2008-04-12 11:46 pm

ART: Get Along Little Dogie; Hard R; Severus Snape/Charlie Weasley

Title: Get Along Little Dogie
Recipient: [personal profile] florahart
Artist: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Medium: Pencils on manila drawing paper
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Charlie and Dragon
Rating: Hard R or NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: NSFW due to full frontal nudity.
Summary: Snape/Charlie with a dragon and a cowboy hat.
Artist's Notes: [personal profile] florahart, I hope you enjoy this 'art.' I wish I could have done more for you but, alas, my imagination far exceeds my skill. :) Heh, I tried to give a bit of smut and heck, I even added the feather from another of your prompts! :D Enjoy! Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] twindowlicker for the scan. Originally created for the [insanejournal.com profile] hp_april_fools fest.



April FoolsTeaser



Get )
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2007-12-31 05:49 pm

FIC: A Fateful Chain of Events; NC-17; George/Fred/Snape/Harry

Title: A Fateful Chain of Events
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Pairing(s): George/Fred/Snape/Harry, Hermione/McGonagall, Mad-Eye/Ron, Bill/Ginny, Dumbledore/Shacklebolt, mentions Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU-ish, I changed a few things from OotP in favor of smut. Can you blame me? * Chan (14,15,16 years of age),Incest, Rimming, Het, Slash*
Summary: Fred and George Weasley learn a lot about themselves and the other members of the Order of the Phoenix.
Prompt: #35 Christmas at Grimmauld Place 5th year, the Twins try out a lust potion in the pumpkin juice - the Order Members are there
Author Note: Forgive me for perpetuating a stereotype but I really couldn't get the image out of my brain! Great big, huge, gaping, gobs of thanks go to my betas, [personal profile] lilyseyes & [livejournal.com profile] zebraspots05 They significantly improved the quality of this story. I hope you all enjoy it. Originally written for the [insanejournal.com profile] santas_lap chan fest.

A Fateful Chain of Events  )
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2007-10-15 02:57 am

FIC: Crossover – Harry Potter & Doctor Who; Severus Snape/The Doctor; NC-17

Title: Release
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Requestor: [livejournal.com profile] iam_morningstar
Fandom: Doctor Who/Harry Potter Crossover
Pairing: Snape/Ten
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1,169
Warnings: Language, angsty, bottom!Snape, a bit PWP
Summary: The Doctor and Snape find a little relief together.
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, not now or ever. I make no profit from this other than the joy of making these guys shag each other.
A/N: Thanks to my lovely beta, [livejournal.com profile] zebraspots05, brilliant as always, m'dear. Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] slashfest Round V.5
This is my first ever crossover fic and the first time I've ever written The Doctor. Concrit welcome.


Release )
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2007-09-22 12:37 am

FIC: Pink Perfection; PG; Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

Recipient: [profile] the_con_cept
Title: Pink Perfection
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Rating: PG
Word Count: 145
Warnings: Clichéd writing, implied chan, cross-dressing
Author's Note: Written for Abstract Concept's birthday. I know I never do birthday fics but for whatever reason, this time, I just had to. Sorry, hon, it's unbeta'd but I promise I spelled everything right. My first ever attempt at this pairing. Enjoy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Pink Perfection )
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2007-09-01 12:20 am

FIC: ST:TNG; Mother's Love; NC-17; Wesley/Beverly Crusher

Title: Mother's Love
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Fandom/Pairing: Star Trek: TNG – Wesley Crusher/Beverly Crusher
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 297
Summary: PWP of a mother and son.
Disclaimer: Not mine in any way, shape or form and I'm not making a dime!
Highlight for Warnings: * Incest, Het *
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] iko & [livejournal.com profile] zebraspots05, Thank you!!!
Written for [insanejournal.com profile] bbtp_challenge. How could I resist?! My first fic in this particular fandom. Eeek! thank you, my minx. you saved me. Not everyone's cuppa, I know. Honestly, if you'd told me I'd write this pairing in this fandom I'd've kicked you in the nuts. But here it is. Try it. It's lovely. You'll love it. Or it'll make you sick. Either way, good times. :-)


Mother's Love )
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2007-07-06 02:36 pm

FIC: Wink and a Smile; NC-17; Snarry/Tweasley

Title: Wink and a Smile
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Slash, Twincest
Disclaimer: Were I J.K. Rowling, my stories would be so much better!
A/N: I kind of turned this prompt on it's ear. Sowee! Enormous thanks to my ever-intrepid beta [livejournal.com profile] zebraspots05.
Summary/Prompt: Fred and George are trying to set up Harry and Snape. While doing so they discover that their once brotherly love for each other runs much deeper. How do they react to such a discovery? Originally written for the TwinStuff fest at [livejournal.com profile] twinspiration.


Clicky for Snarry/Tweasley )
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2007-04-24 01:41 am

FIC: She Flew Higher; PG; Snuna

Title: She Flew Higher
Rating: PG
Strange Brew Prompt: I am a bird girl now
I've got my heart
Here in my hands now
I've been searching
For my wings some time
I'm gonna be born
Into soon the sky
'Cause I'm a bird girl
And the bird girls go to heaven
I'm a bird girl
And the bird girls can fly
Bird girls can fly

-- Bird Gerhl, Antony and the Johnson

Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I have not made, nor will make, any attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for the enjoyment of the fans and no monetary gain is made from it.
Author's Notes: Originally written for the [community profile] snuna Strange Brew fest. Many thanks for the great prompt. Kisses and gratitude to my betas [livejournal.com profile] zebraspots05 and [livejournal.com profile] forty_licks.

She Flew Higher )
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2007-04-06 02:44 am

FIC: Family Affaire; Bill Weasley/Charlie Weasley; NC-17

Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Recipient: [personal profile] titti
Title: Family Affaire
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Bill/Charlie
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Family dinners can be a grind.
Warnings: Weasleycest, Slash, Rimming
Author’s Notes: I tried for a little darkness but failed miserably. I hope I hit enough of your kinks for you to enjoy the fic. I had a great time exploring Bill/Charlie. Huge thanks go to my Betas and Britpicker, [livejournal.com profile] bar_bar_ella & [livejournal.com profile] misstemperance & [livejournal.com profile] zebraspots05! Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut fest. :D


Family Affaire )
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2006-11-29 01:19 am

FIC: Share and Share Alike; HP/RW/FW/GW; NC-17

Written for the One Big Happy Weasley Family Weasleycest Ficathon

Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] istalksnape
Title: Share and Share Alike
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Harry/Ron/Fred/George
Warnings: incest, slash, foursome, rimming, anal beads
Summary: Harry and Ron learn about sex and the depths of brotherly love.
Author's Note: Enormous thanks go to my Beta, [livejournal.com profile] zebraspots05, who worked lickety split to get this finished. As well as my Britpicker, [livejournal.com profile] misstemperance. These two angels worked fast because I was so slow. They have my undying gratitude.

Share and Share Alike )
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2006-10-01 12:20 pm

Ficlet: Of Jesters and Concupiscence; FW/GW/SS; NC-17

Title: Of Jesters And Concupiscence
Author: [personal profile] f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): FW/GW/SS
Warnings: Fred and George are not yet of age. Masturbation. Incest.
Summary: Prompt #43 - Severus Snape has no time for jokers in his classroom. Fred and George can appreciate that, and decide to gift him with their time and attention outside of class.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just having a little fun with ‘em.
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] xylodemon’s Fred and George Ficathon. Enormous thanks go to my beta [livejournal.com profile] bar_bar_ella. Any mistakes are mine. For [livejournal.com profile] petquality.

I have no time for jokers in my classroom! )
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2006-09-05 02:16 am

FIC: Volition Part 1; SS/HP; R

Title: Volition
Rating: R
Author’s Notes: Believe it or not, this is the very first bit of fan fic I ever wrote. I have never been able to bring myself to post it until now. So here it is. This takes place during Harry's 5th year. This is a bit darker than you're used to from me. Great big thanks to my betas [livejournal.com profile] bar_bar_ella & [livejournal.com profile] vibishan and to my britpicker [livejournal.com profile] misstemperance. They are infallible. Any and all mistakes are mine.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.


Weep with me, won’t you? )

Comments and Critiques are welcome and greatly appreciated. Flames must be funny and/or clever, or they will be deleted immediately.
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2006-07-16 09:51 pm

Drabble: Mine's Bigger; FW/GW; PG

My first ever of this pairing and the page break is there because I wrote them separately. But they could easily flow one to the other.

Drabblage )
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2006-05-01 09:20 pm

Ficlet: She Reads Minds; SS/LL; PG-13

Title: She Reads Minds
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.
Summary: First kiss


Read more... )