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Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: Hottie with a Naughty Body
Rating: PG-13
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count ~300
Warning(s): Incest, Slash
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teeny ficlet launched from a scene in Deadliest Catch season 3, episode 7, “New Beginnings” where Captain Phil, in an attempt to turn his fishing luck around, shaves off his beard. After shaving, he goes to the galley to show the crew and Jake can’t help but comment. The quote is real. Just one of the many reasons why I love the Harris family.

Many thanks to my wonderful beta, [personal profile] the_minx_17.
Summary/Excerpt: Phil worries Jake might not be careful enough.




“You’re a hottie with a naughty body, Papi?” Phil repeated incredulously. “What was that about? Were you trying to announce to the whole world about us?” Phil sat on the edge of the bed in his stateroom, removing his shoes.

“What? I couldn’t help it. You came out looking so good, it just popped out of my mouth.” Jake moved to stand directly in front of his father. His hands caressed Phil’s newly shorn face. “Now you’re all smooth and sexy. What was I supposed to do?” Jake tilted his head and began dropping kisses on Phil’s face where his beard had been. “Besides, it’s not like everyone on the boat doesn’t already know.”

Phil put his hands on Jake’s shoulders and gently pushed him back. “No, they suspect. Knowing and suspecting are two very different things. And no matter what the crew might think they know, the camera was there. I sure as hell don’t want this going out to the whole rest of the world.”

Jake looked abashedly at Phil making his heart melt.

“Alls I’m saying is that you gotta be more careful. I don’t wanna lose this.” Phil brought his right hand to Jake’s face. He swept it down the side of his face to Jake’s chest, then down to his waist. “That doesn’t mean you gotta stop being yourself, just watch what you say. Understand?”

Jake nodded. “Yeah.”

Phil pulled Jake close by the waist. “Now, what were you saying about smooth and sexy?”

Jake’s smile spread widely across his face. “I think you’re right, Dad, I really shouldn’t say so much. It’s better to show you.” He pushed Phil so that he was lying flat on his back on the bed, then climbed on top and straddled him.

“Wow, I wish you’d listen to what I say this quickly on deck.”

“Don’t start, old man.”

Phil’s rumbled laughter echoed through the door and into the tight corridor outside the stateroom, causing the passing crewman to shake his head and roll his eyes.
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